Two Strikes!

I got hit on twice today. Neither was good. I laugh a bit, but it's annoying.

The first was as I left for work. I heard a voice from a car. "Hey, baby, I like your red lipstick!!" And other hooting and hollering. I ignored it; I'm going to work. Then I finally glanced over as I was about to get into my car. He was doing that gangsta-wannabe leaning waaaaay back, barely touching the steering wheel thing.........IN A P.T. CRUISER. I burst out laughing and got in my car, driving away. I mean, the guy had no chance anyway, and he was probably ten years younger than me...but geez. Does that ever work?

The second time was at work. Last year, around this time, an old customer (a regular, in almost every day, at least once) and I were joking about how he was going to bring me dinner. He said he was going to grill some burgers and I said he better bring me one. Well, he did! And even though he's a bit of a drunk, he's still a decent regular customer and we get along okay. Well, recently, I've been teasing him about how he never brings them anymore. Tonight, he stopped by with two. That was awfully sweet and I was appreciative and all, until he handed me his business card and said, "If you wanna come by after work and join me in the hot tub........."

Uh. No. In both cases, ew. The customer--first off, that's inappropriate even if I was closer to his age. Secondly, he's old enough to be my grandfather. I'm so serious, he is. I'm going to continue to be nice, but gawd, he better never suggest that again.

And that is how it usually is for me. LOL